Computer over phone, a poem(?) by @fellasleeponthetrampolineagain

Computers are better than phones,
It's just a true fact.
You may be here saying:
"But phones are compact!".
And that is not false,
they're getting smaller by the hour,
But computers have still got
Superior power

They're better for gaming,
and making a site.
"Computers are better!"
Says people who write.

And plus, it doesn't get your skin all green
and your back all hunched
and your brain all mean
and your eyes all strained
and your mouth all drool
and I'm here just saying that
computers are cool!

Maybe they're harder to carry around
But in that case, how does a laptop sound?
In every single way
computers are better
except it's easy
to get them wetter